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How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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