I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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