is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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