How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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