Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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