You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
