I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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