I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Randomize
