doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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