Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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