Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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