did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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