loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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