okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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