I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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