their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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