are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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