Already got asked if we're dating
plz talk dirty to me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Randomize
