You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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