it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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