Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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