any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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