we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
im on a boat
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