i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
God, you're like boner-b-gone
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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