no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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