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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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