Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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