Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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