Apparently you make a good broom.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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