they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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