Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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