FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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