Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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