Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
True college students do jello shots in the library
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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