i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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