honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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