Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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