weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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