Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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