Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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