i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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