How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just want nice things and good sex
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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