There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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