you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
