I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Two words: blizzard sex
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
