Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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