Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I am naked and annoyed.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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