How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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