My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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