but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
