am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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